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Episodes

4 days ago
4 days ago
Join Pastor Nelly and his guest in studio as they talk about Ghost, dragons, D&D and Bigfoot. Tanyon is a Toasty whose known Pastor Nelly long before Toasters started dancing so enjoy a peak into their past and eavesdrop on a fun conversation about the weird and wonderful between friends. [disclaimer- we know the audio is rough, but we had fun]
The Dancing Toaster is a weekly podcast that wrestles with the intersection of faith and the unexplained.I release new episodes every Tuesday wherever podcasts are found.
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Tuesday Mar 10, 2026
Tuesday Mar 10, 2026
In the second installment of Toaster Talk, Pastor Nelly wrestles with a troubling question sparked by a viral claim that President Trump has been “anointed” to ignite Armageddon. As war rhetoric escalates and prophecy language seeps into politics, he explores a dangerous pattern throughout history: leaders wrapping power and ambition in religious language to manipulate believers. Drawing on Scripture, the story of Judas, and modern evangelical prophecy culture, this episode challenges the idea that Christians should help “speed up” God’s timeline through strange projects, war, politics, or prophetic speculation. Instead, it calls believers back to something far less dramatic but far more faithful.
The Dancing Toaster is a weekly podcast that wrestles with the intersection of faith and the unexplained.
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Tuesday Mar 03, 2026
Tuesday Mar 03, 2026
Toaster Talk is a new, more off-script segment where Pastor Nelly steps out of the usual deep-dive format and talks straight from the gut. Today he talks about “the noise”: the feeling of drowning in headlines, leaks, conflicts, and nonstop outrage until truth starts to look like static. In this episode, he wrestles with information overload, the exhaustion of modern political theater, and what it does to your soul when the world keeps demanding your attention but never gives you meaning. It is part confession, part wake-up call, and part survival guide as he draws a hard line on what he is done with, what he is still fighting for, and why faith has to be sturdier than whatever is trending this week.
The Dancing Toaster is a weekly podcast that wrestles with the intersection of faith and the unexplained.
I release new episodes every Tuesday wherever podcasts are found.
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Tuesday Feb 24, 2026
Tuesday Feb 24, 2026
Inside millions of newly released Epstein documents lies more than a scandal. It reveals a pattern. In this episode of The Man-Eating Toaster, Pastor Nelly steps beyond headlines and into the architecture of power itself, examining how secrecy, leverage, ritual language, and elite networks intersect across history, intelligence culture, and ancient religious symbolism. Separating documented facts from allegation, this deep dive explores why systems built on influence protect themselves, how compromise becomes currency, and why the question is no longer just who was involved, but why structures like this keep appearing again and again. From Cold War experiments to mystery cults, from hidden archives to biblical warnings about darkness and authority, this episode asks whether the Epstein files expose a single criminal story or a recurring human pattern that refuses to stay buried. Turn the lights on. This one goes deep.
The Dancing Toaster is a weekly podcast that wrestles with the intersection of faith and the unexplained.
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Tuesday Feb 10, 2026
Tuesday Feb 10, 2026
Episode 50 continues the History of Magic series by stepping into Ancient Israel and asking a question that refuses to stay polite: did Israel practice the very magic it condemned? In a world already crowded with spirits, omens, sacred objects, and divine signs, the Old Testament does not deny the supernatural. It assumes it. Lots are cast. Ordeals are performed. Prophets enter altered states. The Ark moves before armies. A king consults a forbidden medium when heaven goes silent. So what makes Israel different from Egypt or Mesopotamia? Is it really a rejection of magic, or a rebranding of it under covenant language? This episode follows that tension through divination, sacred objects, the ordeal of bitter water, and the Witch of Endor, pressing the deeper issue beneath the rituals: not whether power exists, but who owns it. If similar methods appear on both sides of the line, where exactly is the line drawn? And when God is silent, what does obedience look like in a spiritually crowded universe?
The Dancing Toaster is a weekly podcast that wrestles with the intersection of faith and theunexplained.I release new episodes every Tuesday wherever podcasts are found.
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Tuesday Jan 27, 2026
Tuesday Jan 27, 2026
Episode 49 of The Dancing Toaster continues the History of Magic series by plunging into the ancient world of Mesopotamia and prehistoric belief, where life was understood as lived in constant contact with unseen forces. This episode explores the crowded supernatural landscape of the ancient Near East, filled with named spirits, hostile entities, protective demons, and ritual specialists whose task was survival, not curiosity. From childbirth demons and night attackers to exorcists, omens, and early magic systems, we examine how ancient cultures tried to negotiate fear, sickness, desire, and death in a world believed to be alive with intention. Along the way, Scripture is brought into dialogue with these practices, not to deny the supernatural, but to challenge who holds authority over it and why magic ultimately becomes a rival system of power rather than a neutral tool.
The Dancing Toaster is a weekly podcast that wrestles with the intersection of faith and the unexplained.
I release new episodes every Tuesday wherever podcasts are found.
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Tuesday Jan 20, 2026
Tuesday Jan 20, 2026
The Dancing Toaster Episode 48 kicks off the History of Magic series. In part 1 we descent into ancient Egypt, where heka was not a fringe fad but a sanctioned force woven into daily survival, medicine, worship, and statecraft. We’ll walk through how Egypt saw the cosmos as unstable, always threatened by chaos, and how words, rituals, names, and objects were used to “hold the line.” From there, we turn to Scripture’s confrontation with Egypt, especially Exodus 7, arguing that the Bible does not deny spiritual power, but redraws the boundary of authorization: real power can still be forbidden when it operates outside Yahweh’s command. We’ll close by exposing modern versions of the same impulse, from manifestation culture to ritualized objects and paranormal curiosity, with a call back to discernment, obedience, and the Lordship of Christ as the only safe center in a crowded unseen world.
The Dancing Toaster is a weekly podcast that wrestles with the intersection of faith and the unexplained.
I release new episodes every Tuesday wherever podcasts are found.
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Tuesday Jan 06, 2026
Tuesday Jan 06, 2026
In episode 47 of The Dancing Toaster, we dive deep into the chilling 19th-century London legend of Spring-Heeled Jack, beginning with the brutal real-world attacks on women like Jane Alsop and tracing how fear, class privilege, media sensationalism, and institutional failure allowed a predator to operate in plain sight while slowly transforming him into myth. Blending historical accounts, psychological insight, chemistry, and theology, the episode explores whether Jack was a supernatural terror, an urban cryptid, or something far more unsettling. Along the way, we examine copycats, the rise of penny dreadfuls, the parallel legend of Perák in wartime Prague, and how Jack’s silhouette helped shape modern ideas of costumed figures like Batman. The result is a sobering reflection on how legends are born when truth is avoided, how evil often requires no demons to thrive, and why fear left unchecked can outlive its original source and take on a life of its own.
The Dancing Toaster is a weekly podcast that wrestles with the intersection of faith and the unexplained.
I release new episodes every Tuesday wherever podcasts are found.
Get some new merch!
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Tuesday Dec 23, 2025
Tuesday Dec 23, 2025
Every December, the same accusation resurfaces. Christmas is pagan. Borrowed. Compromised. Built on stolen dates and recycled symbols. In episode 46 of The Dancing Toaster, that claim is put on trial and the sources are brought into the light. Tracing early Christian writings, Roman calendars, medieval traditions, and biblical theology, this episode dismantles the myths surrounding Sol Invictus, Saturnalia, Christmas trees, and Santa Claus. What emerges is not a fragile holiday propped up by tradition, but a historically grounded celebration rooted in Christian reflection on the incarnation. This is not a defense of consumerism or excess, but a careful examination of truth, conscience, and how stories shape faith. Christmas was not taken from paganism. It was shaped by Christians who believed God entering history was worth remembering.
The Dancing Toaster is a weekly podcast that wrestles with the intersection of faith and the unexplained.
I release new episodes every Tuesday wherever podcasts are found.
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Tuesday Dec 16, 2025
Tuesday Dec 16, 2025
In Episode 45 of The Dancing Toaster, a brittle newspaper clipping from 1874 opens the door to one of the strangest legends ever printed: Madagascar’s so-called Man-Eating Tree. A shadowy figure named Karl Liche claims to have journeyed deep into the island’s interior, where he witnessed a silent ritual, an isolated tribe, and a plant that seemed to wake, reach, and drink the life from a human sacrifice. From there, the episode traces how this chilling account spread through newspapers, imagination, and time, weaving together jungle dread, Victorian fascination with carnivorous plants, ancient fears of hostile landscapes, and the enduring power of stories set in places most people will never see. What emerges is not just a tale of a monstrous tree, but an exploration of why certain legends take root so easily, why they linger for generations, and why humanity has always been drawn to the idea that the natural world might be watching, waiting, and far more alive than we are comfortable admitting.
The Dancing Toaster is a weekly podcast that wrestles with the intersection of faith and the unexplained.
I release new episodes every Tuesday wherever podcasts are found.
Get some new merch!
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